Maxzene

5 BOYFRIENDS!!!

I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day.
As soon as I wake up,
Will Power
Helps me get out of bed.


Then I go to see John


Then Charlie Horse
Comes along, & when he is here, he takes lot of my time & attention.


When he leaves,
Arthur Ritis
Shows up & stays the rest of the day.
He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from Joint to joint.


After such a busy day, I'm really tired & glad to go to bed with
Ben Gay.
What a life. Oh, yes, I'm also
Flirting with Al Zymer!


I am thinking of calling
JACK DANIELS
Or
JOHNNY WALKER
To come and keep me company.

Now remember:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper...
The closer it gets to the end,
The faster it goes...so have fun,
Think good thoughts only,
Learn to laugh at yourself,
And count your blessings!!!