jokes

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A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of Squirrels. He pulls the guy over and says...

"You can't drive around with squirrels in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."

The guy says “OK”... and drives away.

The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of squirrels, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands...

"I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?"

The guy replies...

"I did . . . today I'm taking them to the beach!"

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A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.

"Now listen here," the policeman said...

"Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature I shall personally do to you"

"In that case," said the boy...

"I'll kiss it's butt and let it go"

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A cuple of squirrel walk into a public library, find the librarian and say...

“Buk Buk BUK”

The librarian decides that the squirrel want three books, and promptly gives them some. Without further ado, the chickens walk out.

Around midday, the two squirrels are back and looking quite annoyed. One leans over to the librarian and says...

“Buk Buk BuuuuUUK!”

The librarian decides that the chickens want another three books and promptly gives them some more. The chickens leave as before.

About an hour later the two squirrel march back in, approach the librarian, looking very angry now and nearly shouting...

“Buk Buk Buk Buk BuUUUUKKKK!”

The librarian is now starting to get worried about where all her stock is going. She decides to give them more books but also to follow them and find out what's happening.

She followed them out of the library, out of town, and into to a park. At this point, she hid behind a tree, not wanting to be seen.

She saw the two squirrels throwing the books at a frog in a pond, to which the frog was kept repeating, "Rrredit Rrredit Rrredit...


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